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Trump is the magician who has unleashed the evil genius of America. Look out for ICE. I don’t even know what that acronym means. “Immigration and Customs Enforcement.” There, fixed it for me. Ice is coming to get you. Trumpler’s America. I thought we killed this off, but no, it’s back. It’s quite a distinction. The absolute worst kind of person infecting large numbers of people with the absolute worst kind of person virus. It’s historic.

I’d be worried myself if I went down to America and I haven’t done anything wrong. Doesn’t matter. Those days are gone. But I’d probably be fine. My skin is lily white. I’m white I’m all right.

I’ve never thought of myself as white. I had to go look at myself. In a way America would be a fascinating place to visit right now. What’s that like?

I’m sure it’s fine. Trump is laughing at you. So everything is wonderful. There’s also this:

A word says a thousand pictures. Bob and Pete. A couple of great guys. That’s the message. The ugliest guy in America, arms akimbo, standing tall with Heggsy at the exclusive Guys Who Can’t Go Anywhere Else gym in DC close to the federal district. The new America. Going to the gym is important for regular guys like us. We come here regularly and that’s what’s important for America and that’s what’s important for you. And I might add:

And getting a bit tubby talking to the press. It’s that rich fascist food. And he won’t be outdone. And another thing. He can have you disappeared but he’s not like that. I’m just a bald regular guy. While Kennedy is the ugliest man in America and Hegseth is drunk on God, his idea of protection from the truth, Stephen works incredibly hard and can even disappear those guys if he wants. Pretty sure he thinks so. Who the devil knows? Now this:

He caught the wrong boat. Who hasn’t done that? I wonder if he’s read Present at the Creation. Dean Acheson. Doubt it. Probably. Little Marco is making the best of it but seems troubled. He the man.

El Presidente isn’t going to be around a long time. The brother looks tired, bagged. He’s the oldest evil comedian America’s ever seen. It’s genius. Megalomania doesn’t begin to describe it. He’s very weak. I hope he’ll be all right. That’s not true.

It’s disturbing and fascinating. It’s hard to believe it won’t blow up. This terrible weakness. It’s unAmerican isn’t it? I’ve heard quite sufficient from these guys. Moving on. Anywhere else will do. Sick to death with these crazy Americans.

Seven of these things were on the mission, as these things are called. A source tells me this is a third of all the B-2s there are in the, what is it? Oh yeah. Arsenal. In the arsenal. Well that’s just fine. They havn’t replaced the beloved B-1B but they’re going to, apparently, eventually. I told you about the B-1, the Bone, that flew low above me that time, right? it was a few years ago. The telling and the event even further back. My accounting prof was right. it can get confusing.

It’s not remarkable that these airplanes went and bombed targets in Iran. Half of them or something created a diversion so they could really sneak up and it’s been hailed as a great, world-conquering success. What’s totally remarkable is the author of this bombing run, Don, brought in the almighty at the end of his little address to the people of that make great again nation.

“And I want to just thank everybody. And, in particular, God. I want to just say, we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect them. God bless the Middle East. God bless Israel and God bless America. Thank you very much. Thank you.”

I nearly choked on my stew. God in particular gets thanked. Sweet man. Picks God out of the crowd and thanks God personally. I do believe God is great again. It’s heartwarming. I think the thing is it’s a Republican president and they usually have the gift of unintelligibility to a more refined degree, at least since I’ve been around, than the Dems. I can see that for some people that’s a big plus which can be the only explanation for why Republicans keep turning up as president. It’s a recurring problem, or not. Point of view. I’m staying out of it.

And this bunch of Repubs close almost all their little speeches and harangues with religious BS. Don’s announcement the other night with Little Marco, Booze Hegseth, and J.D. Entrance. I mean Vance. But he is entrancing. Have you looked at him? I’ve never seen a guy whose eyes are so close together. And all that facial hair hiding his cute little chubby cheeks. The worst thing is these clowns have no sense of humour. And the religious hokum.  Stay far away. if only it weren’t impossible.

Has Heggsie ever smiled in his little life? Everybody thinks he’s a dope and he certainly knows it and that, yeah, I am, I’m a dope, and that can be hard on a man. I’m sure of it. I understand. They all need a hug and there’s no doubt legions of counsellors who would be happy to help or try to, but it’s hopeless.

Heg’s. The statement this is not an act of war. That’s what’s funny. Messing up a lot of quite expensive stuff and ridding the world of quite a number of human beings with your magic machines from America, right, that’s a friendly act.